I Don't Want to Be a Pirate

Have you ever dreamed about being a pirate?

When a silly group of pirates invite Toby to join them, Toby thinks he wants to be a pirate too, until he starts wondering what pirates do.

Once he learns about stealing, drinking grog, and missing Mother's dinner, he starts to think, I Don't Want to be a Pirate.

Will he join them anyway, or will the pirates change their colors?

Find out in this hilarious tale.